How our generation will be at 85+
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
the only masterpost that matters
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE
It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going
when you punch the air three times, kick the air, then crack your back