ugh

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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You are the glow

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

one-last-miracle-sherlock:

jadelinneharley:

fishfornoreason:

dougies-headband:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

i wonder how i look genderbend,short and hot,or average height and hot?

my future husband will just have to deal with being gay for one week a month

DAMN DEAL.
I can already imagine it

*transguys cheering in the distance*

Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.